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Some cells get taken from you and turned into stem cells.
These are converted into brain cells, and nerve cells, on a chip that represents the scaffolding, interface, and connectivity.
Then the whole 'organ-device' gets surgically installed into your brain, and through gene therapy, the brain cells grow into, connect with and network into your existing tissue.
They have to use STEM cells because other kinds of cells are bad at math.
Boo this man!
And then every time you sneeze, you end up ordering another case of diapers from Amazon.