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submitted 7 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver to c/metalmemes

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 7 months ago (4 children)

in the car:

"what do we wanna listen to? name a band!"

"whatever's fine"

"no seriously! just give me a name!"

"ok. goatwhore."

"what?"

"GOAT. WHORE."

"..."

"...i'm gonna put on some nice ambient electronic..."

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I was working for that women once, and she was super nice. I was like 30 and she was around 50, but she tried really hard to be cool and hip. She said she's hosting a dinner party bbq kinda deal and if i wanna come. I said i'd love to, but i already have tickets for a concert.
"What concert?"
"Oh it's that band, they are not really famous."
"I know some bands, you know?!"
"Infant Annihilator"
"What's that?"
'They are called INFANT ANNIHILATOR'
"Oh okay... Never heard of them."

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

No one has ever heard of any band. I got to loads if concerts, and unless it is a mainstream pop artist, no one ever knows who they are.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Eh...

I have a boss at work. Not a Boss-boss, he's a team leader, but he's my boss.

Anyway he got 3 strikes for being a metal-head the other day:

Wallet chain - who the fuck still has a wallet chain? A metal head

Up close he has a hole in his lip - fucking lip piercing? Metalhead

So he asked me if I wanted to do any overtime on the weekend and I said casually "Nah, I'm going to see Tenacious D on Saturday" and got the reply "Yeah fuck that, I wouldn't be working overtime if I was doing that!"

THIRD STRIKE

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I would love to see infant annihilator live

[–] Scotty_Trees 2 points 7 months ago

Hello hello fellow deathcore connoisseur!

[–] HRDS_654 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"Anything"

Me: Puts on Rick Astley.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I convinced a friend I listen to exclusively meme music. its a fun way to discover new stuff

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

I'm seeing Goatwhore on tour with Eyehategod next month! Also Eyehategod is another good one for these situations.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

goatwhore is awesome and I think they're back on tour again