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A place to post ridiculous posts from linkedIn.com

(Full transparency.. a mod for this sub happens to work there.. but that doesn't influence his moderation or laughter at a lot of posts.)

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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] SpaceNoodle 32 points 7 months ago (2 children)

This is why I fart constantly whenever I'm in the office. Not only am I asserting dominance, but I'm setting an example for the junior engineers.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago

Fart for the position you want, not the position you have.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Broke: not farting in the office

Woke: farting in the office

Bespoke: sharting in the office

[–] SpaceNoodle 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

#3 is why I keep a backup outfit stashed under my desk.