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Kyle Rittenhouse Tells Native Americans They Can ‘Leave’ If They Hate America (newsone.com)

submitted 5 months ago by jeffw to c/nottheonion

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[–] [email protected] 252 points 5 months ago (11 children)

I'll just drop this here:

Kyle Rittenhouse’s Former Handler Reveals That He’s a Middle School Dropout Who Is ‘Angry With the World’

This dude isn't just your run of the mill conservative idiot, he's exceptionally stupid.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

I believe he scored so low on the USMC entrance exam that he's never allowed to pay again. Apparently it's not easy to score so low

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