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Half of Britons wouldn't take a trip to the the moon, even in guaranteed safety (c.l3n.co)

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The monkey's paw curls. You find yourself in the passenger seat of a luxurious, self-driving car, driving up into the sky with the moon directly in front of you. A speed limit sign flies past; "55 mph"

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[–] HonoraryMancunian 3 points 4 months ago

That's a year's round trip :D

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