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am i just bad at devops? (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 months ago by alyth to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 216 points 6 months ago (5 children)

See your problem is you're editing the code until it passes the tests. It's way easier if you edit the tests until it passes the code.

[–] TragicNotCute 108 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This is what they mean by test driven development.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 months ago

Can't tell if you are joking. I know a lot of junior developers who think this is a legitimate solution.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Unless you are using groovy (jenkins), then you are running the pipeline to find syntax errors.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

This comment is triggering and it should have a NSFW spoiler.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I hate groovy, gradle and Jenkins!

I don't know if sth. Else is better but I can confirm that shit is horrific

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Why do you hate groovy?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Horrible scripting language. Even worse than python. Close to Javascript

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If you don't think Python is a good scripting language, what is a good scripting language in your opinion? Bourne Shell? VBScript? PHP?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I like python and if you use typing it is awesome.

I like kotlin script too. But normal languages are better than scripting languages usually.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Typing in python leaves a lot to be desired... Being looking at peps for quite some time, but it's really hard for the language to make progress without breaking compatibility.

Hopefully at some point MOJO becomes mature enough to use in a professional setting.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

FYI, Jenkins has an endpoint to validate the pipeline without running it, and there's a VSCode extension to do this without leaving the editor: https://www.jenkins.io/blog/2018/11/07/Validate-Jenkinsfile/

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I am not using Jenkins anymore but this seems like a lifesaver, thanks for sharing

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I use Jenkins for work, unfortunately, so I have plenty of experience

[–] Ackward 1 points 5 months ago

Only for declarative pipelines, forget it if you use scripted ones.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

I just replace all my tests with noop codes. Quick, easy, passes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

If true == true pass!