this post was submitted on 24 May 2024
336 points (89.3% liked)

Memes

45870 readers
1678 users here now

Rules:

  1. Be civil and nice.
  2. Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you have to.

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] disguy_ovahea 23 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

That’s true. He died of pancreatic cancer. Heavy alcohol use can lead to conditions such as chronic pancreatitis, which is known to increase pancreatic cancer risk. The largest associated cause of pancreatic cancer is food that is cooked until charred or blackened, which you won’t find much of at McDonald’s.

With that being said, don’t eat at McDonald’s. It’s terribly malnutritious, laden with chemical treatments, and sourced by forced prison slave labor.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

sourced by forced prison slave labor.

this one is news to me. how?

[–] disguy_ovahea 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

A hidden path to America’s dinner tables begins here, at an unlikely source – a former Southern slave plantation that is now the country’s largest maximum-security prison.

One line in and already sounds like a horrible parody of the states that we'd call too on the nose

[–] disguy_ovahea 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It’s unfortunately constitutionally protected to use prisoners as slaves, so this is a nationwide problem.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Still sounds like a dystopian parody.

[–] disguy_ovahea 2 points 6 months ago

It certainly does.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago