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‘It's Important to Celebrate Your Accomplishments,' Says Woman Looking for Any Excuse to Buy a Cheesecake (reductress.com)

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[–] asdfasdfasdf 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Good advice. What's the recipe? So I know how to avoid doing that. There are so many.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

It's from Alton Brown's cookbook "I'm Just Here for More Food." He's got a similar recipe online which I find highly irresponsible.

Also, do not ever try to experiment with it and make a savory salmon and dill cheesecake. Yes, it's the perfect appetizer for a garden party but my god you will not be able to stop.