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[–] niktemadur 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They won't just kill you. They fuckin' EAT you.

[–] Everythingispenguins 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Seriously, polar bears are one of the few animals in the world that see humans as prey and a legitimate food source.

There are many animals that can kill you, very very few that will eat you.

[–] finkrat 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Humanity: having an obesity epidemic

Polar Bears: "increased fat stores?? D E L I C I O U S"

[–] Everythingispenguins -3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Well you average American does have more blubber than an arctic seal.

I can see a really interesting plan here we can save the polar bears and reduce the pressure humans are putting on the planet. Win Win

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

We're preparing for the Resource Wars

[–] Anticorp 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

House cats will eat you if you die alone in a house with them.

[–] Everythingispenguins 2 points 6 months ago

That is why I always make sure they have extra food.

Honestly though they will lick your face right off. I wouldn't suggest looking up pictures of this.