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submitted 5 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver to c/microblogmemes
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[–] MrJameGumb 50 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Then everyone clapped. That child later grew up to be Albert Einstein.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 5 months ago (1 children)

All in all this is something a sugar high eight year old would do.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago

Yeah, I nearly drowned at 7 when another kid at the wading pool asked if I wanted to go down a water slide into the deeper pool with her. I was aware that I didn't know how to swim, but I didn't really understand why that was important. Kids are dumb, especially when interacting with other kids.

[–] Allonzee 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

And that kids, is how I met your mother.

blasts theme from Top Gun

[–] someguy3 8 points 5 months ago

Albert Einstein of love.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Wut… none of this has anything to do with a kid being smart.

[–] lugal 7 points 5 months ago

Didn't he marry his cousin in second or third marriage or something? Just saying