this post was submitted on 22 May 2024
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This person should buy a lottery ticket!
But only one that is printed on the outside whether it's a winner or a loser, and what prize it is.
Bought a bunch of lottery tickets. 2 dollars each.
1st one, won a dollar. Cool.
2nd one, won a dollar. Woah!
3rd one, won a dollar. ???
4th one, won a dollar. WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
Read the ticket name. "Always win a dollar"
Do you buy a netflix card and think you won something?
Didn't realise this was roastme