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Do the debates, and reveal the results of the drug test (taken by both candidates) DURING the debate. Let's do this shit like Maury.
Can Maury reveal it as well?? I would actually watch it then!
Can Maury moderate it? Bring in some family members before they reveal the test results, maybe some videos played to tell us a bit more about them
Perfect. And throw in a few surprise paternity tests at the same time
I’m sure he has at least a dozen illegitimate kids.
The best would be if he actually wasn't Baron's father...turns out Melania had a side piece, too.
Oh I meant like several dozen women come out with his illegitimate heirs, but that’d actually be pretty fuckin hilarious.
Hold on, we don't want him getting aroused.
I hate this but honestly it's the most truly American way to handle it so I say go for it.