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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon discovers a diet trick (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Had to look soijack up:

Soyboy Face, also known as the Soylent Grin, Nu-Male Face, Nu-Male Smile, Soyface and Cuckface, is an internet slang term referring to a facial expression associated with men described as nu-male or Soy Boys who are photographed expressing surprise or excitement with their mouth agape. Online, a variation of Wojak referred to as "Soyjak" is illustrated with the open-mouthed smile.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Soyjak linguistic tree

Edit: Here's what the Soyjak looks like:

Soyjak

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

This whole time I was pronouncing it "vodzhak" rather than "voyak". (Analogous to Russian воин?)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

there's an image board dedicated to them (CW: People post gore on here sometimes)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

URL’s banned after they spammed all of Lemmy for 3 days.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Why did the sharty spam lemmy?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Vocally? Looking for membership. Apparently? Looking to be annoying.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Imagine if they federated lol

[–] Sanctus 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Umm, the first image on there is someone being decapitated so watch out.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Oh dear. Typical 'arty behaviour

[–] mightyfoolish 3 points 7 months ago

[–] lessthanluigi 3 points 7 months ago

There is a first for everything