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[–] jaybone 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

“I wish this shooting star didn’t leave a crater”

Checkmate atheists.

[–] seaQueue 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's just asking for a large near-c rock. Can't leave a crater if there's nothing remaining at all.

[–] jaybone 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

At that size is it really a shooting star? I suppose technically it is (a meteor) but it would take up half the sky for the split second you could see it before dying in hell fire.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

aliens decide to shoot a literal star at earth

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

It could just be the Centauri and their thrice damned mass drivers again.

[–] seaQueue 2 points 5 months ago

Do we need to split hairs on money's paw wish fulfillment?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Since this is a pretty big wish, the crater would be larger than earth. Checkmate dinosaurs

[–] ThePowerOfGeek 2 points 5 months ago

Well done, you've created a wish paradox! Now we are all equally blessed and fucked.