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[–] themeatbridge 49 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Satire? I feel like this has to be satire.

[–] [email protected] 89 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 69 points 4 months ago (1 children)

People... What a bunch of bastards

[–] Pissmidget 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] teft 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It’s a quote from The IT Crowd.

[–] omega_x3 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You were supposed to reply, I've met enough of them

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Taking jokes from a TV series about Aspis too seriously has to be meta humor.

[–] teft 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

She said I was artistic.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My dad is one of them. Always says that stuff does not matter. I once asked him if he followed the instructions closely and said yes. I did not believe him and so asked every point in the list individually. For every every instruction he told me that he didn't do that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The amount of people that don't read instructions is ridiculous. They exist for a reason. I always read every manual for everything. Every car I've had, I read the manual front to back. My turtle's new fancy water filter, read it front to back. Furniture, tech, anything, you name it. I guess I'M the outlier so I must be the weird one.

I've literally had to write documentation at work for a single step procedure for help desk. It consisted of me screenshotting something, circling a button in red with a red arrow pointing to it because our help desk people are incompetent.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

this is the state of culinary education in most of the western world, people can't cook for shit and will somehow burn spaghetti in a pot of water.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Culinary education? You can't eat education, man!