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Christians. They already have that shit all over their cult compounds I mean churches.
Realistically, I can see the NYT inventing images of Columbia students “murdering” Israeli children. Something juuuust plausible enough
Oh wow dude, grass, you, touchy touchy.
Two things can be true! Everyone always needs to bathe in some cleansing nature, and also I’m not super wrong on my comment there sooo thanks for the free therapy 😜😘
Ouch, I cut my finger
You cry about cutting your finger? Lord Jezus cut his whole hand on that torture device they stare at all day 🤪🙄