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Would you rather have 100,000 kg of tasty supreme pizza, or 200 kg of steaming manure?
Choose wisely.
200kg of steaming manure would be pretty sweet if you had a vegetable garden
Not sure if I'm just missing a reference here, but if you choose the pizza you can have both.
Yeah but then that would be human manure which is a little (although not much) more dangerous to use on stuff you're going to eat
Not a day or two from harvest.
you gotta rot it down a bit anyway. stick it in the corner of the garden and leave it until the following year.
Otherwise you'll get weeds all up in your veggies
Not sure I'd chose to use the word "sweet" here...
Careful, the 100,000 kg of pizza will turn into manure.
I figure I can probably convert about 10 kg into manure before it autoconverts into compost. Which is maybe even a worse problem.