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submitted 6 months ago by ReadyUser31 to c/microblogmemes

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Sofia "Buff Girlfriend" @sofiabuffgf

Installing a bidet at home was life changing but unfortunately it's transformed pooping on company time from a small proletarian victory into yet another grueling humiliation of inadequate working conditions.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Portable bidets are great for work!

[–] dogsnest 27 points 6 months ago (2 children)

With my pocket bidet, pocket pussy, pocket watch and pocket knife, I'm officially pocket-challenged.

Pocket Bidet

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

What an amazing day to have eyes.

[–] wunami 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

https://www.humangear.com/shop/p/bidettoob

This one is cheaper and probably easier to use base on nozzle design.

[–] dogsnest 4 points 6 months ago

Doubles up as a water bottle w/straw included!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Topical UN.

Hope things are moving along as they should be over there.