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This Photo on Amazon for Q-tips (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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The original was posted on /r/funny by /u/PillowPete on 2024-05-13 06:11:05+00:00.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Without seeing the other hand, we have no way of knowing that Q-tips caused this reaction.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The other Q-tip is up his urethra and it's spinning.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You didn't have to post this

[–] Hobbes_Dent 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

It’s ok - it’s the urethra that’s spinning.

[–] occhionaut 4 points 8 months ago

welcome back, meatspin

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

The universal clock of time.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ohh jacking it pales in comparison to hitting the e spot.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm going to creat vibrating q-tips.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Yes I need something like that, I have a spot that needs pressure and friction to relive and one day I'm gonna unravel one and get it stuck in my ear.