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Another productive day for congress I see.

I think what the state is trying to say is that only corporate executives are people.

Gotta maintain that sweet status quo at all costs.

This guy was the best option we were given and we were told we should be happy to have even that. It's no wonder so many of us are at our breaking point.

Is someone holding a gun to his head just offscreen? Dude legit looks like he thinks if he says the wrong thing, he'll be "adjusted" right there on camera.

Good. The only positive contribution a nazi brings to this world is adding nitrogen and phospherous to soil.

Why didn't anyone tell me I look like a giant yellow ball with a face?

Danny DeVito is the person of all time, you can't confine him to a single year.

As we all know, convicts are famously known for being supportive of corporate executives and the healthcare industry.

Honestly, what even is a political scandal anymore? The goal post has been moved so far, I'm not sure it's even still in the same zip code.

Well, they would certainly know one when they see it.

Or, and hear me out, perhaps we could dump this mess and move on to the next tech fad?