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Boris Johnson’s Lords appointees have donated £17m to the Tory Party in c/[email protected]

[–] zeet 4 points 1 year ago

BoJo's dough bros

Dark City (1998) Director: Alex Proyas in c/cineshots

[–] zeet 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You've only seen the last ten minutes. Those memories of the rest of the movie? Some other guy's memories, injected in a cocktail of engrams. Do you know the way to Shell Beach? No? Thought not...

Sunak's family firm signed a billion-dollar deal with BP before PM opened new North Sea licences in c/[email protected]

[–] zeet 4 points 1 year ago

BP should just scrape down the Tory benches in Parliament. Plenty of grease and oil there.

You can dance the Macarena to other songs besides the Macarena. in c/showerthoughts

[–] zeet 7 points 1 year ago

The Funeral March will never be the same again!

*Permanently Deleted* in c/song_hijacks_my_brain

[–] zeet 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sing Happy Birthday to yourself. It has a definite ending and will clear your brain's desire for a musical resolution.

Why has Britain become so poor? in c/ukcasual

[–] zeet 4 points 1 year ago

Must feel odd, as a stripper, to encourage people to slip portraits of your mum into your pants.

dreaming in c/internetfuneral

[–] zeet 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Nobody dreams of being in Sheffield.

Finally. We caught the bastard. in c/vital_news

[–] zeet 1 points 1 year ago

Someone cracked it.

AI cannot replace spies, UK intelligence chief to say in c/[email protected]

[–] zeet 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Hi there! The name's Clippy, James Clippy. Looks like you're trying to take over the world. Do you need any help with that?"