youCanCallMeDragon

People who think smokers smoke for the flavor are not in touch with reality. This will do nothing for public health.

Not gooch at all

I saw it coming and you still got me

It would require politicians to actually do something, literally anything, that wasn’t motivated by money or meta-political pageantry. Far too much to ask.

This is the second version of this joke about Elon musk. The first was:

How do you make a small fortune in space travel? You start with a large one.

Need the Orville in this

It do :(

It would hit a little different if you wore it

Yeah, people generally don’t like questioning the version of reality they based their lives on. Too much thinky-work. At least you tried.

Ironically relevant username

There reminiscing about the good old days I asume

Elon has a habit of doing this