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[–] [email protected] 72 points 8 months ago (15 children)

For those seriously wondering, yes, in the U.S justice system, many celebrities have been on jury duty, as well as several politicians. Unfortunately, fictional characters aren’t typically allowed jury duty, meaning that you’ll never get a Quintesson to give you “Innocent” before throwing you into a vat of Sharkticons.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 9 months ago (4 children)

I thought bats were nocturnal

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago (2 children)

In Quebec, we play fast and loose with license plate laws, just like our bridges and general road conditions 😎

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

The thread feels very British

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (7 children)

What are you, the gender police? Here to arrest me with your gender-symbol handcuffs? Take me to gender jail? Make me do gay stuff with all my gender cellmates? Then what will you do with your free time, huh? Read the article that would tell you why there’s a picture of a woman when the title of the post is about men?

Ridiculous!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

I don’t recall being okay in the first panel

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Using the roman numeral system, I’d say we’re currently at an I-rate

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I suspect OP has been getting reverse tattoos, where they make designs by harvesting your blood for ink

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Maybe it’s just the angle. Patricia’s pretty tall, man

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)

did you know that he was a fire for the 9/11 fighters?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Remember when CBC radio apologized for calling Palestine a country?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

It was drinking rawr milk, which has 420.69% chance of catching me when I fall for u ~•teehee•~👉👈🥺

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