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The "one bad apple" claims always ignore the many many many bad apples that exist in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Elon Musk has a dollar

He has a lot of them, but he also has a dollar

Leaky bags in c/microblogmemes

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Oh, like my caboose

Adult female elephants have two breasts, or mammary glands, located between their front legs. When a female becomes pregnant or is nursing her young, her mammary glands become more prominent. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 40 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Please make it mammary related

Asking for a friend

97 bricks of coke were found (rule) in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 65 points 8 months ago (9 children)

96 bricks of cocaine? Damn, I can’t believe they found 95 bricks of cocaine. What kind of a dealer has 94 bricks of cocaine?

*Permanently Deleted* in c/asklemmy

tech support in c/lemmyshitpost

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

My method is that I’m both a shut-in and low-level employee so I only get a few emails a day which results in 0 unread emails

who’s a broke friendless loser now 😎

Standard human fighter in c/microblogmemes

[–] [email protected] 73 points 8 months ago

Bruh I picked human fighter, not human talker

When I hear yapping about how thinly veiled homophobia isn't rule-y homophobia like it's 2003 again in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 54 points 8 months ago (4 children)

This implies there could be a gay gluttony month and I’m all for it

Well I'm starved, who wants some jambalaya? in c/lemmyshitpost

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

This is some serious Siskoposting

You know it in your heart to be true in c/microblogmemes

[–] [email protected] 55 points 8 months ago (5 children)

Why not just fix it with a round freezer

4 June 2024 in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

No, this is where we get the lesser-known “Bison Bob” - semi-famous from wild west stories such as “The Good, The Bad, and the Okay-looking,” and “Fistful of Sand Dollars”

Pro tip rule in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It pairs great with the Khlav Kalash