This is a pretty funny bit, but 99% of people just see this bumper sticker and think "Another MAGA fuckhead". There's committing to the bit, and then there's whatever this is.
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The question is, did Cartumante go to the Bad Dragon website for references or just... look over at the shelf.
I definitely thought it was weird that a lot of people were specifically blaming the comedian for the PR jokes. Like, yes, the jokes came out of his mouth, but they were laser targeted at his audience.
Glad to see Trump once again clearing up the confusion about who's the main villain.
Err, you actually can't kill 1.3 billion average americans. There aren't 1.3 billion Americans.
That's what gets me about this one. It's not just that they don't care until it affects them--it's how incredibly specific this one is. My dude, did you think that he hates Mexicans, South Americans, Dominicans, Haitians, literally every single person on Earth living south of the Texas border, EXCEPT Puerto Ricans?
Sure, he hates black people, Mexicans, Ukrainians, basically Europe, every single person in a blue state, women, the justice system, Jews, TAYLOR SWIFT, trans people, Haitian immigrants, sure he also hates pets and children, but at least he's okay with Puerto R--
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wait HANG on he said WHAT
Brett Favre embezzled money from a welfare fund, making him literally the least awful person to take that stage.
I keep seeing people call it "X, the Everything App" and ngl it's funny every single time
Get it. This game is fantastic.
Another way that works is just to catch them on a downward tangent to their current fall trajectory, but rapidly slowing down and then turning back up. It means your scenario has to have enough vertical space to perform this maneuver, but not necessarily a lot--even a very small downward deceleration will turn death into bruises, because it's like falling into padding.