tuxtey

joined 1 year ago
[–] tuxtey 6 points 2 weeks ago

That's sophisticated criminal fuck, my good sir, sophisticated!

[–] tuxtey 2 points 1 month ago

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

[–] tuxtey 7 points 2 months ago

"we're reaching out to you about your cart's extended warranty..."

[–] tuxtey 4 points 3 months ago

I second this question. I get the same feeling with gluten. It's not the emergency type of allergy, but it inflames my stomach and intestines like nothing else.

[–] tuxtey 2 points 3 months ago

"you've got reaaall priddyy eyes, miss!"

[–] tuxtey 3 points 3 months ago

It's not unusual

[–] tuxtey 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

!remindme 1.5 years

[–] tuxtey 3 points 3 months ago

At least quadrupled, doubled, quadrupled. And tripled. At least doubled.

[–] tuxtey 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And from kids! The circle is complete

[–] tuxtey 4 points 4 months ago

You take that back, that lesson was beautiful

[–] tuxtey 5 points 4 months ago

Definitely skip the candy dildo thong

[–] tuxtey 2 points 4 months ago

Shorts and a t shirt - t shirt has to be long enough to go past my shorts so I don't get air on my back and crack. I despise pants.

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