tryplot

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

what's wrong with osmium?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"AceFuzzLord, has cum 13 times to the same blue bird boy"

[–] [email protected] 70 points 2 months ago (3 children)

how to not be ugly:

  1. don't be exhausted

  2. don't have any dirt on you

  3. always have photo studio lighting on you regardless of what environment you're in

  4. look at the narcissistic viewer rather than your objective

[–] [email protected] 79 points 2 months ago (5 children)

at this rate HL3 will be full-dive V.R.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

probably, just look at how many people are retiring to Vietnam.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

when they say that one is "holy", they do not mean "full of holes".

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

they raised the bridge, not due to complaints, but to make it more level with other parts of the tracks so the trains can go a bit faster along that stretch.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

🎵you load 16 tons, waddaya get? another day older and deeper in debt. St. Peter don't you call me cuz I can't gooooooo, I owe my soul to the company store. 🎵

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Has worked alongside colleges to artificially increase tuition costs to the benefit of both

Expects people to pay them for 90% of their adult life

Shocked pikachu face when people figure it out and are mad.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Sallie Mae is the company that owns the majority of student loans in the united states.

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