totallynotarobot

Apple's Infinity Gauntlet will be $4999 and have a surprise battery backpack.

Weren't you just over in another thread saying deep fake porn is a victimless crime?

You're a bit fucked up, aren't ya?

Fucking yikes, freak

My itch subroutine is triggered if there is any arcing in the circuitry in my anal module. Just like any normal human who is also not a robot.

We don’t begrudge you your rectal fixation but if you could please avoid using the words “asshole” and “itch” in the same sentence that’d be appreciated. Apt though the comparison may be.

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We should have a light switch rave to celebrate

This is not an error. They're saying they already had a a drink, so they didn't also need a beer.

That was completely incoherent and makes a hell of a lot of assumptions. I didn't say half of what you're crediting me with.

You're unproductive. And not even addressing what my actual comment was about.

TIL thanks!

TIL thanks

Ew, begone Clickbait bot.