tinyVoltron

joined 1 year ago
[–] tinyVoltron 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Sunglasses. Would go thru 4 or 5 pairs of cheap plastic lense sunglasses every year. The lenses would always get all scratched. Bit the bullet and bought a pair of Costas 3 years ago. Lenses still look brand new.

[–] tinyVoltron 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's not family without a pizza party.

[–] tinyVoltron 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Cheese and rice!

[–] tinyVoltron 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They give many fucks about what their donors want.

[–] tinyVoltron 4 points 10 months ago

We apologize for the inconvenience.

[–] tinyVoltron 8 points 10 months ago

Meet them at the border with the national guard. We don't want another border crisis do we?

[–] tinyVoltron 2 points 10 months ago

The ducks have eyes!

[–] tinyVoltron 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You forgot the banking and insurance industries as well.

[–] tinyVoltron 15 points 10 months ago

Don't blame me. I voted for Kodos.

[–] tinyVoltron 7 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Is nicotine considered a drug addiction? Also, if it's bad enough, can it count as 2?

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