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How were you able to get over the fear of approaching your crush? And how did it go? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Damn that's cute

This is where I would feel something if I was not dead inside in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 95 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

The comic is good. The text for the post by OP is... strange.

If geopolitics was an anime in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

This is top tier shit posting, well done

What was your public school infamous for? in c/[email protected]
Has a serial killer ever been released from prison? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

It sounds like he squealed a lot to get free. I'm surprised he hasn't been taken down as a result of this

It's fire... Maybe concerning but fire still in c/lemmyshitpost
Done with r/Privacy on Reddit in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

It's a good thing that free discussion doesn't equate a mindless popularity contest. Oh wait, on Reddit it does, my bad ..

Done with r/Privacy on Reddit in c/[email protected]
Is it a boy, a girl, or a condo? in c/funny
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

do do doo doo doo

It's about to be the 1930s all over again in so many ways. in c/progressivepolitics
It's about to be the 1930s all over again in so many ways. in c/progressivepolitics
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The link itself (posted below) doesn't provide any sources, so what difference does it make at this point

Beer, I summon thee in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Maybe a secure fridge is a necessity for all "in-sewer-ants" workers

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What songs does your local Ice Cream Van play? (lemmy.ml)
 

Ours plays the 1979 hit Music Box Dancer which is weird because it's definitely not public domain.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=GoQzA8NTuLA

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Nothing beats that sobering taste (lemmy.ml)
 
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Nothing beats that sobering taste (lemmy.ml)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
22 comments fedilink
 
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Why does Australia keep letting bad things happen to the world, given their future time powers? (lemmy.ml)
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[Serious] What do you think Disney's Recess characters are up to now, as adults? (lemmy.ml)
 

I can imagine Gus joining the army depending on his relationship with his dad.

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"Nuisance begging" and rough sleeping soon to be frowned upon (lemmy.ml)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
29 comments fedilink
 
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Guns are now string instruments and always have been. Describe a typical gun situation. (lemmy.ml)
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Books that are worse than the film (which was already bad?) (lemmy.ml)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
119 comments fedilink
 

I've started reading Jumper by NameDoesNotMatter. I would like to formally apologise about all the harsh things I've ever spoken about that film.

Fine, the cast is unlikeable and the action scenes are just fisticuffs in the air, but my god, in comparison to the teenage dreck that is the book, it's a masterpiece. At least they tried to build a credible back story for the main character.

In the book, he literally thinks everyone is out to sexually assault him (and somehow they seem to), he solves his problems by throwing money at it, instead of any actual creativity, and the author desperately tries to portray him as a mature-for-his-age adult, despite the fact that his first reaction to anything is crying followed by petty revenge.

I'm just flicking through the pages, pausing at any plot bits, and then flicking on.

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[HT] Pitchshifter - Please Sir (lemmy.ml)
 

Lyrics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPoW19TUfg8

Please, sir, tell me why there's no black Superman, KKK kryptonite?
"God only makes Caucasian super-heroes."
Please, sir, tell me why we stick a man on the moon when life on earth's so cheap?
"Son we gotta do our bit for the world trade deficit."

Please, sir
Please, sir
Tell me why
If "God is love," I'm so dysfunctional

Please, sir, tell me why there's so much vagrancy
"Layabouts get a job." - Well, there's an opening for a part-time Unabomber Please, sir, tell me why my life's so pitiful but "the future's so bright."
Well, I'd look ahead but it burns my retinas

Please, sir
Please, sir
Tell me why
If "God is love," I'm so dysfunctional

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"You just left ninety-nine hundreths of that cake!", exclaimed Tom extremely obtusely. (lemmy.ml)
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If you could split yourself into a copy of yourself, how many copies would you make to satisfy all your wishes? (lemmy.ml)
submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
185 comments fedilink
 

You can regularly sync your memories with your copies (either one way or both ways)

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"Your leg may really be broken, but that is not really your leg..." - David Lapham (lemmy.ml)
 

There Are No Flowers in the Real World by David Lapham

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Matrix_Comics

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