superduperenigma

joined 2 years ago
[–] superduperenigma 16 points 9 months ago

Okay, when I'm finished graping you, I'm going to go upstairs and grape your mother,and your father then I'm going to take your whole family down to the basement and grape you all for decades and decades and decades and decaaaades!

[–] superduperenigma 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but then you've got Jimmy McGill/Saul Goodman/Gene Takovic believing everything the serial killer says at face value.

[–] superduperenigma 50 points 9 months ago

"I feel the need to threaten you with a deadly weapon because I assume otherwise you will treat my daughter as poorly as I have treated women for my entire life."

[–] superduperenigma 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

meant to keep the Speaker on a short leash while Matt Gaetz does.... well... whatever he normally does when he has a human on a leash.

Matt Gaetz has no interest in doing to members of Congress what he normally does when he has a human on a leash. You have to be at least 25 to become a representative, that's at least a decade too old for him.

[–] superduperenigma 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Legal tenders are great dipped in barbeque sauce, but if you wanna live life on the edge go ahead and try some illegal tenders.

[–] superduperenigma 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

This guy isn't affiliated with the Catholic Church. You see, the Catholics got it wrong so all the money donated to them doesn't count. Then the Protestants got it wrong so all the money donated to them doesn't count. Then the lutherans got it wrong so all the money donated to them doesn't count. Then the evangelicals got it wrong so all the money donated to them doesn't count. But then this guy definitely got it right, so don't worry; your money is absolutely definitely going to the right place when you donate to him and nobody else will come along saying he got it wrong.

[–] superduperenigma 204 points 9 months ago (5 children)

How does Wojack Tate look so much like the real thing?

[–] superduperenigma 9 points 9 months ago

When I'm in a ridiculous burger ordering contest and my opponent says "I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."

[–] superduperenigma 11 points 9 months ago

The weird part is absolutely "a lot of sand puppies biting this dude's arms at the same time somehow turns them and him into an immortal worm." With that context, "they stop being a worm by not biting him anymore" makes perfect sense.

[–] superduperenigma 18 points 9 months ago

Hi diddly-ho neighborinos!

[–] superduperenigma 16 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Weirdly, the other half of millenials that do own homes weren't asked at all, I guess they won't have any useful input on how affordable homes are

This article is about how affordable homes are right now. The fact that I was able to purchase a home in 2019 is irrelevant because I'd be talking about market conditions that haven't existed for several years.

[–] superduperenigma 35 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Kia Boys are moving up in the world.

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