superduperenigma

joined 2 years ago
[–] superduperenigma 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Steve Huffman: Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our controlling shareholder, Mr. /u/vredditdownloader

[–] superduperenigma 6 points 11 months ago

Probably the same can of spray-on hair that Stephen Miller uses

[–] superduperenigma 21 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

God gave Samson superpowers for having long hair.

[–] superduperenigma 9 points 11 months ago

People compare the collapse of America to the collapse of the Roman empire all the time.

They often neglect to mention that the process took well over 100 years for the Romans.

We might be witnessing the collapse of America in real time, maybe not. Only time will tell.

[–] superduperenigma 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

These feet were made for walking

That's just what they'll do

One of these days (if you pay me 5 figures plus travel expenses) these feet are gonna

Walk all over you

[–] superduperenigma 74 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I know it’s just a joke image but I do love the idea of someone who makes much of their money illegally but also has this very honorable commitment to paying their fair share in taxes.

If you're convicted of criminal activity you'd be smart to include that in your taxes. The last thing you need is to be convicted of tax fraud in addition to getting convicted of drug trafficking. If the government already has a record of you profiting from criminal activity, make sure you give them their cut.

[–] superduperenigma 14 points 11 months ago

Spez is straight up luring the userbase into a rug pull scam.

Plenty of rubes will fall for it and the stock will be overvalued for a short period of time, then the institutional investors will pull out, then the rubes will panic sell, then institutional investors will slowly buy back in a little bit and it'll eventually reach some kind of baseline but never get back to where the redditors bought in at.

I just hope I can get some good puts in before the rug pull happens.

[–] superduperenigma 13 points 11 months ago

Cool, now explain away his decision to make a custom award specifically for the main mod of jailbait.

Also, fuck no I'm not giving him the benefit of the doubt over his own jailbait moderator status. No way he and the rest of the staff were not aware of that at any time.

[–] superduperenigma 42 points 11 months ago

It’s a TERRIBLE investment.

"We are not profitable"

-Spez, certified jailbait aficionado

[–] superduperenigma 60 points 11 months ago

Well if that's what losing looks like I don't wanna be winning.

[–] superduperenigma 15 points 11 months ago (4 children)
[–] superduperenigma 8 points 11 months ago

His loyalty isn't divided at all, he's 100% loyal to money.

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