stoicmaverick

joined 2 years ago
[–] stoicmaverick 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Postulation: Mother Nature doesn't want Trump to be the president of the United States, and is getting an earlier start this time around.

[–] stoicmaverick 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Grammatically speaking, is that a statement or an order?

[–] stoicmaverick 10 points 3 months ago

Nevermind the questions. The answers you're looking for are: "high as giraffe pussy" and "in the author's second language"

[–] stoicmaverick 39 points 3 months ago (5 children)

I think it's pretty well accepted that, even for a classically trained artist, the three most difficult things to paint accurately are human hands, a horse in motion, and the concept of epistemology.

[–] stoicmaverick 3 points 3 months ago (4 children)

The balls often get neglected. Give them a little gentle attention too. Basically, do the kind of things that would feel good if done to your breasts (cupping them, light scratches and tickles, a gentile squeeze, a medium tug, ect.). Combined with a halfway decent stroking or sucking, it'll take care of most guys in pretty short order. Any other questions you don't want to ask someone who you'll have to see again? Happy to educate. I'm a male nurse if that somehow makes it less weird.

[–] stoicmaverick 2 points 3 months ago

Desensitized nerves along with depleted neurotransmitter levels.

[–] stoicmaverick 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Drop names immediately please.

[–] stoicmaverick 9 points 3 months ago

Ya, but it's REALLY important to that person that YOU know that they are morally superior to you.

[–] stoicmaverick 3 points 3 months ago (3 children)

What kind of art do you do?

[–] stoicmaverick 23 points 3 months ago (6 children)

I was slightly intoxicated for large parts of the evening, but the one that jumps to mind is I was going to say I was the founder/CEO of a startup specializing in dog euthanasia to help reduce labor costs at kill shelters. We're in talk to be bought out by Google right now.

The funny thing, is that my wife had just been laid off from the company she worked for that paid for this, but the tickets and travel were already paid for, so we just went anyway. It was beautiful, because there would have been zero ramifications for pissing off the entire room full of suits.

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