squib

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

No, it will burn because of greed, aversion and delusion.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'm a Pub Beer - "good cheap fun."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

BRB, going to South Korea for luminance engine fuel.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pretty obvious. We build a time machine to go back to 1776. Then, when it malfunctions and sends to 1976 instead we learn the art of The Hustle.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

With every life that ends, so does an entire universe, only to be recreated again and again. An eternity spent unaware, birth-death-rebirth over and over, a consequence of the multiverse this manifold simulation of the sweet ecstasy of pain. Welp, time to go slather my anthropomorphic penis with mayonnaise and fuck a hole in the wall of my room. Smell ya later!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Jokes on you - I already have a drinking problem. It goes along with my Ensign Ro simping problem.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Based and Spongebob-pilled.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

This is why they only change during a full moon; less moonlight than that is not enough to catalyze the reaction.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

They're called breasts and everyone's got them!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a massive Willow fan since 1988, that show sucked. Didn't even make it halfway through.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I have used Fastmail for years now and it's always worked well. I use it with Mac/iOS. It has everything.

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