spittingimage

joined 2 years ago
[–] spittingimage 59 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Strip me for parts and give the rest to science. I'm not real sentimental about my body once I'm done with it.

[–] spittingimage 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Didn't I say using wheels would lead to this? Didn't I say?!

[–] spittingimage 1 points 3 weeks ago

If they were, they'd be called Agree and Disagree buttons.

[–] spittingimage 3 points 3 weeks ago

All-Star Superman! That's a very good one to start with.

[–] spittingimage 8 points 3 weeks ago

Good camouflage. You can't even tell they're French.

[–] spittingimage 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"Can't" be hard, or "can" be hard? Seems like the second option is more natural for that sentence.

[–] spittingimage 2 points 3 weeks ago

You say paranoid delusion, I say let me see those notes you're writing-!

[–] spittingimage 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm told that Ferniehurst Castle on the border between Scotland and England was built with the stairs spiralling in the opposite direction because so many of the clan that built it were left-handed.

[–] spittingimage 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

A boxing coach once told me it's harder to fight lefties because they go against what you've trained for.

[–] spittingimage 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My cologne selection would get bonus points for upsetting you.

[–] spittingimage 7 points 3 weeks ago
[–] spittingimage 2 points 3 weeks ago

Stupid human race. Every time I'm almost ready to give up on us completely, someone does something that blows the cynicism right out of me.

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