spittingimage

joined 2 years ago
[–] spittingimage 7 points 1 month ago

That super wizard has eerie powers. I once saw him turn someone into a giant head.

[–] spittingimage 4 points 1 month ago

Ever get the sense that just maybe, someone out there past the boundaries of the only nation that exists, probably fictional, certainly not worth having on your Christmas card list, might have figured out a different way to do things?

[–] spittingimage 2 points 1 month ago

I wish we could be as certain about 'read'.

[–] spittingimage 2 points 1 month ago

Last week I texted my wife "I desire chicken" and Autocorrect tried to change it to "I desire children. I don't, Autocorrect. In either sense! What sick game are you playing...?

[–] spittingimage 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What bugs me most is whether 'biannual' means twice per year or every second year.

[–] spittingimage 6 points 1 month ago

That's a quality stick. Hell yeah.

[–] spittingimage 1 points 1 month ago

Hell if I know. That was 30+ years ago.

[–] spittingimage 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'd like to be able to mark specific top level posts as 'don't show me this again'.

[–] spittingimage 22 points 1 month ago

Probably doing tech support in a child cancer ward. The kids all just looked exhausted. I tried not to let it get to me - they came to the hospital for help to live, not to die, so I made the choice to be hopeful about their chances.

[–] spittingimage 6 points 1 month ago

Ooh, she went there.

[–] spittingimage 2 points 1 month ago

Hoodie, tracksuit pants, woolly socks. Time at home is time not wearing a belt.

[–] spittingimage 1 points 1 month ago

I don't know what soap opera it was, because it was playing on the TV at my barber's shop while I was in the chair. A woman started shooting at some people who had disappointed her. Just livin' the dream.

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