Look at that grip. You'd get blisters swinging that thing at heretics all day. Best if it stays ceremonial, I think.
spittingimage
joined 2 years ago
I'm gonna be the cynic and say it - I think what we have here is a scammer hoping people will reach out with donations.
The account didn't exist before this post was made. OP has a 76 IQ but uses perfect sentence structure, grammar, punctuation, paragraphs and five-syllable words like qualification. My spidey sense is tingling.
I have a similar story. One of the security guards was found to have a hard drive full of BDSM porn. When interrogated about it, she said "It's not pornography. Those are my holiday photos." And sure enough, she was the one holding the whip.
The compromise reached was that she wouldn't put her holiday photos on her office computer any more.
They combine all the best features of a puppy, a warm quilt, and a set of steak knives.
A lot of the time I'll read a thread, realise I have nothing useful to add, and move on.
When people let their phones ring endlessly. For God's sake - either answer it or mute it, don't just ignore it!
Especially when I have socks on.
Living dangerously there, aincha?
That expression says "My calculations were off, and not just by a little."
Last week I moved the cheesegrater so I could look behind it... for the cheesegrater.
I think you mean Bil the Galactic Hero. Two L's is for officers only.
He's probably not the only CEO who needs an acting coach to teach him how to blink.
That would have to be the manager who complained to my manager that I was too friendly and wasting his time by saying hello and asking how his day was going every time we talked on the phone. ๐