soupguy

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Snap, Crackle, Transubstantiate in c/lemmyshitpost
[–] soupguy 7 points 4 days ago

They taste like forgiveness

When you see it.... in c/[email protected]
[–] soupguy 29 points 4 days ago

What am I supposed to.... You sneaky bastard.

Progresso launches Soup Drops, a hard candy that's 'soup you can suck on' in c/nottheonion
[–] soupguy 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They stole my catchphrase!

Climate ‘whiplash’ events increasing exponentially around world in c/world
[–] soupguy 2 points 2 weeks ago

Always has been.🔫

My magical belief system is better than yours in c/[email protected]
[–] soupguy 1 points 3 weeks ago

But how could yours be real when mine are the only real ones?

Many, many more. in c/antiwork
[–] soupguy 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gotta walk before you run.

If time travel were to exist, which theory would you subscribe to? in c/asklemmy
[–] soupguy 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This. Time traveling is a purely selfish endeavour.

Go back and kill Hitler? Congratulations! Only you understand what changed. Doesn't help the 7 billion people you left in your original timeline.

Your favourite generation of Pokemon? in c/asklemmy
[–] soupguy 2 points 1 month ago

I tried later games and I just can't. I find the pokemon designs beyond Gen 1 to be really rough more often than not. I'll admit that gen 1 isn't immaculate but they're much better than what looks like a dog rolled around in random Gundam parts.

Port strikes spark toilet paper ‘panic buying’ as shoppers say shelves left empty in c/news
[–] soupguy 9 points 4 months ago

I never understood this behaviour. I will starve before I run out of things to wipe my ass with.

where did you know about lemmy and why did you start using it in c/asklemmy
[–] soupguy 6 points 4 months ago

I hung on to Reddit longer than I should have, watching Steve Huffman be a greedy little pigboy. The API changes forced the closure of Baconreader, the app I had used for literally a decade of Reddit browsing. The UI was burnt into many of my phone screens, I used it so much. Once Baconreader was no more, so was Reddit. I was already following the alternatives discussions on Reddit and decided Lemmy was the place for me.

Ps. Steve Huffman is a greedy little pigboy.

What's the heartiest "drinkable" soup? in c/asklemmy
[–] soupguy 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Me

What are some good ways to alleviate hiccups? in c/asklemmy
[–] soupguy 3 points 6 months ago

Swallow a pinch of salt. Don't let it dissolve on your tongue; just swallow.

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