I can't type all of Jorginho's name but <3
sensiblepuffin
Every red card is 2 extra matches' worth of minutes in our players' legs. The PGMOL love to put their thumb on the scale.
You know, given how strikers and keepers tend to go Super Saiyan after we play them, might not be a bad idea to bid on Danjuma
Also, offside
Lol that is a goal that only gets scored on us
They need 6 more, yeah?
Very slippery
Something that I might petition CannonStats to do is to look at how many injuries we have vs the number of minutes in those players' legs.
Now we counter-sue to have Oliver suspended for 3 matches
LOL GET FUCKED PGMOL
Honestly to me it speaks to a lack of confidence in yourself to reach the very top. I will never criticize a young player for wanting to (effectively) cash out on their career by going somewhere like United or Chelsea, because you can earn a good 5M over the course of a 2-3 year contract, but it means you'll probably never play top level football. Neither of those teams are chomping at the bit to play academy players, they'd rather buy starting players - it's in their DNA.
EEEEEETHAN