schmaustin

joined 1 year ago

Just two dogs, hanging out in c/otters

[–] schmaustin 32 points 1 year ago

You can put a leash on anything if you're brave enough

Saying you feel like a million bucks is like 'meh' in today's economy. in c/showerthoughts

[–] schmaustin 5 points 1 year ago

I feel like a hundred bucks!

My current television setup [OC] in c/pics

[–] schmaustin 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

because of the titties or just because its long af?

Mind blowing in c/[email protected]

[–] schmaustin 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah I think this is one of those unforgivable curses

Ryan Gosling has never not had a "literally me" role. in c/[email protected]

[–] schmaustin 22 points 1 year ago

He's not unemployed though, he's got a very important job, and that's Beach.

If someone from the 1950s suddenly appeared, what would be the most difficult thing to explain about life today? in c/asklemmy

[–] schmaustin 5 points 1 year ago

For real "so and so wrote about this" instead of whatever ambiguous nonsense that was lol

30% titanium 30% nickel in c/futurama

[–] schmaustin 2 points 1 year ago

Thank you, I was hoping someone had done the math because it felt like more. I'm going to confidently quote this fact without checking it, I trust you.

🍋📴 rule in c/[email protected]

[–] schmaustin 12 points 1 year ago

Just buy new teeth

Crunchy Rule in c/[email protected]

[–] schmaustin 14 points 1 year ago

Crunchertize me cappin

Everyone wants to lurk but nobody wants to post in c/[email protected]

[–] schmaustin 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, see, I couldn't even come up with that

space rule in c/[email protected]

[–] schmaustin 7 points 1 year ago

I need a medium sized dog for reference