"It's called making love when it's a loveseat! It's in the name!!! Also, ban porn NOW!"
-- From The book "Hillbilly Elegy: A Memoir Of a Family and Culture in Crisis" by author JD Vance
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No wonder JD wants to make porn illegal. I'm almost with him if it means me not getting Rickrolled with a gif of him fucking a loveseat
Oh shit! How could I forget the best of the best when it comes to leftist punk: Propagandhi! "Less Talk More Rock and Today's Empires, Tomorrow's Ashes are essential listening. I'm hella dating myself with these albums, the Adderall has kicked in way too late I guess
NOFX atleast had "The War On Errorism" during the W years, but it was mostly whelming
Imo, this is the coolest thing Green Day has done since "Nimrod"
"Conservatives freaking out that a popular pop punk band aren't actually right wing psychopaths?! News at 11"
Hell yeah JD!!! That's my boy! Keep giving us this motivational locker room talk, you're the gift that keeps on giving! Keep cooking (yourself) King. You're kinda mainlining the LGBTQ stuff to the point that it's stale, maybe alienate some minorities next go round, that'd be SICK
Did you see those clips where she was actually laughing??? What an inhuman monster ugh!
/s (should be obvious)
This is the guy whose very own Lieutenant Gov Dan Patrick suggested during the peak of Covid that the elderly should unretire and get back to work!, sacrificing themselves for.. the economy. Seriously, that's not a joke, that actually happened. Both Abbott and Patrick are likely technically of "elder" age. Mother Nature clearly demands vengeance by way of Texan blood, even if it's the blood of hate filled shit-donuts like these two. We can round Cruz's age to elderly too, because fuck it
Finally someone with the fucking stones to call this fascistic slow crawl out for what it is, we can still stop this. If I'm a single issue voter who's only concern is not wanting to "live" under the yolk of a tyrannical monarch (me, but not single issue), then this has my attention. The clock is ticking, I hate it too.
This isn't even blackmail, he's just a pathetic little bitch. If not for these interesting times, I might feel sorry for him
His motorcade went by my work on the way to this implosion. People were outside flicking them off. Unironically based and patriot-pilled 🇺🇸