sarcasticsunrise

joined 2 years ago
[–] sarcasticsunrise 7 points 4 months ago

Necroplanter

[–] sarcasticsunrise 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

NBC late as hell with this Trader Joe's news. Source: ME! (I work there). We've had these recall notices on the registers for like two months

[–] sarcasticsunrise 25 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I'm a Floridian from birth, thankfully living in blue AF Chicago nowadays and my heart breaks for these kids. New College was a proud bastion of free-thinking opposition to the right wing tide that Florida has calcified into. This is the party of "small government" - fuck you Ron DeSantis ya 5'4 (BOOT HEEL BUFF patch nerfed ) insecure charisma void

[–] sarcasticsunrise 5 points 4 months ago

His Doctor lied, you can see the top of the ear still attached in this very picture. Are we sure this isn't someone else's blood?

[–] sarcasticsunrise 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

"Hello my fellow racis - TEENS!"

[–] sarcasticsunrise 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Jessie Weirders being totally quirky at work y'all, mad lad/10

[–] sarcasticsunrise 135 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Walz singlehandedly unified the Dems in a day with AOC and that scum ass Manchin endorsing him. That's fucking crazy

[–] sarcasticsunrise 2 points 5 months ago
[–] sarcasticsunrise 3 points 5 months ago

Looks aside, she's actually a real ghoul. My heart breaks for those poor kids

[–] sarcasticsunrise 69 points 5 months ago

The Tim Walz VP get was such a W. Kamala's campaign was already blazing hot, adding Coach Walz is genius level 5d chess. Trump and Vance have nothing, right wing media "talent" are filling their diapers.. it's glorious

[–] sarcasticsunrise 14 points 5 months ago

Walz just graduated from stage cooking and he's already serving JD up like a executive chef at a Michelin rated restaurant, can't wait for this

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