roofTophopper

joined 5 months ago
[–] roofTophopper 19 points 1 month ago

Thank God this is finally happening so that the cost of eggs will go down. /s

[–] roofTophopper 4 points 1 month ago

I didn't see Dolly on this list.

[–] roofTophopper 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wish this would work, it wouldn't. When your company is 95% on the opposite side of your views, you just become the crazy person. The whispers begin, then the group jabs, then the outcast etc etc. You know you're the sane one, but that's not how the majority thinks of you.

[–] roofTophopper 13 points 1 month ago

I thought those crosses or flowers on the side of the road were where they buried the person who died in an accident.

[–] roofTophopper 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

By chance has this screwed up teams in any way?

[–] roofTophopper 8 points 1 month ago

A lot of people yelling that he's not backtracking, that he's just saying it's hard. Did we not pay attention in 2016? "It's easy, we'll fix it in a day, I'll do it faster than any other president". Then it didn't happen. Then it was hard, then it was in the works, then it was a concept, then it never came. We're just going to have tons of repeats of the same old crap. I'm just waiting for the "who thought ending a war was difficult" quote to drop for Ukraine. (If it doesn't just get handed over on a silver platter on day one)

[–] roofTophopper 5 points 1 month ago

Half Life 2 where are yoooouuuuu. And I'm so sooorry.

[–] roofTophopper 73 points 1 month ago (14 children)

This whole thing smells like horse shit. You hear so make stories about murderers ditching anything they had on them at the time of the crime. Rivers and lakes get dragged, forests are swept, every dumpster is turned upside down.

Yet, you're going to tell me homie was 300 miles away carrying everything he had still on him from the crime AND a literal confession note? Are they sure he wasn't waving air traffic controller sticks around on the freeway yelling, "IT WAS ME IT WAS ME"?

[–] roofTophopper 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I always wondered if you end up getting the reward. I bet there is some stupid rule that voids it.

"Oooh, you called, but you didn't call it in at 3:54 on a Tuesday and request to speak to Detective Dingleberry while playing Cranberries in the background"

[–] roofTophopper 7 points 1 month ago

Don't forget, they basically found a long drawn out letter about how much dislike he has for CEOs - something along those lines.

We all know that just what you go around carrying after you pulled off a crime like that.

[–] roofTophopper 4 points 1 month ago

My pops would keep all his old underwears because to him, they made great rags to clean off the stove and dry the car after a wash.

The first time my friend helped me wash my dad's car, he just stared at the underwear like he was on some alien planet.

Get to drying, dum dum.

[–] roofTophopper 1 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Oh ya, they call that the"weaving" effect, as if it's some sort of special talent just for him. He can masterfully start talking, go off on twenty different subjects, and have them all flow together perfectly in his conclusion.

Sure, this can be done. Not by him.

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