My cat will run from the kitchen to throw up on the carpet right beside it, then go back and flop on the floor beside his dish and keep eating like a drunk middle aged man.
pimento64
joined 1 year ago
I see C&H has reached the "barely even a joke" stage
Kill billionaires. Behead billionaires. Roundhouse kick a billionaire into the concrete. Slam dunk a billionaire's baby into the trashcan. Crucify the filthy rich. Defecate in a billionaire's food. Launch billionaires into the sun. Stir fry billionaires in a wok. Toss billionaires into active volcanoes. Urinate into a billionaire's gas tank. Judo throw billionaires into a wood chipper. Twist billionaires' heads off. Report billionaires to the IRS. Karate chop billionaires in half. Curb stomp pregnant rich billionaires. Trap billionaires in quicksand. Crush billionaires in the trash compactor. Liquefy billionaires in a vat of acid. Eat billionaires. Dissect billionaires. Exterminate billionaires in the gas chamber. Stomp billionaire skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate billionaires in the oven. Lobotomize billionaires. Mandatory abortions for billionaires. Grind billionaire fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown billionaires in truffle oil. Vaporize billionaires with a ray gun. Kick old billionaires down the stairs. Feed billionaires to alligators. Slice billionaires with a katana.
Diamond no Ace might be a good way for you to see if you like it.
For one thing, being gay is not something to be ashamed of.
Of course you'd say that, you have the brainpan of a stagecoach tilter.
Garlic Boursin Sausage
That tracks with 99% of the stand-up comedy I've seen
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It's his fetish, he's probably the guy commenting "BRAAAAP" under photos of celebrities