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Teddy Roosevelt's ghost, come back and bust this trust.

Why not just link to the actual source?

Too bad a big chunk of the self-professed supporters don't actually give a shit about Palestinian civilians at all, they're just paying lip service because they want an excuse to hate on Jews.

inb4 "muh Poe's law" from people who take pride in deliberately ignoring context clues

I hunt all of the meat I eat. I do it in a holistic way, without projectile weapons, funneling deer into a slowly narrowing kill zone on my property where I can bring them down using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire.

99.5 million of whom are bots

That was the joke, which wasn't funny in retrospect

Sucks that he doesn't, but I'm built different. That's probably why I didn't waste decades trying to answer a philosophical question that doesn't ultimately matter.

Vale, true to Caesar

Here's a similar one from 15–20 years ago

This reads like one of those pious hip-hop memes that compares Nas against Soulja Boy, but with country music it's actually accurate.

Mike Jones