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I hope they don't even if they didn't kill everything else I don't want them the people they bring will be the worst hence why every good instance has preemptively defederated them

god I wish thitzthistlewits would come back

I think everyone can see that that's kind of the joke

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genuinely notifications should not be a thing on computers I'm fine with a little noise for high priority things but they should not leave an icon on my taskbar notifications go on phones not computers

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it means mutual I and no I don't know how

I don't know sorry it was a meme from the old 196 I had saved from a while back :(

charge your phone

don't care I've never seen a pozidrive screw in my life my autocorrect even just changed that to positive it's such a meme that no one uses so Phillips is better by virtue of actually being used

nah you can throw flathead in mental disorders too phillips is the one screw to rule them all and all those nerds can shut up about maths of why the others are technically superior that's all great on paper but phillips is actually a thing you try using your "perfect" torx screwdriver on any scree you can't cause none of them are torx phillips is good enough and actually used flathead isn't even really used that much anymore it's only slightly less rare than the others and it just plain sucks

I swear they shrunk the menu to make that queue button where other buttons used to be to get me to open that god damn full page ad endlessly abusing my muscle memory