paraphrand

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[–] paraphrand 6 points 6 days ago

“Papa’s here!”

[–] paraphrand 15 points 1 week ago

Someone should do something about this.

[–] paraphrand 1 points 1 week ago

Someone somewhere on reddit is asking if this it related to the drones in New Jersey.

[–] paraphrand 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I think it looks neat, and we’ll all get use to it just like we got use to calling a Nintendo console a “Wii.”

The unique proportions are to maximize visibility and safety. It’s not just trying to be odd to make a statement or to differentiate it.

[–] paraphrand 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sounds like simple math saved the day here.

[–] paraphrand 25 points 1 week ago

We could fix this by making it illegal to report covid numbers. -RFK Probally

[–] paraphrand 19 points 1 week ago

“Celebrate properly, or else.”

[–] paraphrand 4 points 1 week ago

Lifestyle goals

[–] paraphrand 2 points 1 week ago

Maybe there’s a process patent on this one.

[–] paraphrand 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

[edit: I assume that] It was leaked as a transcription.

Otherwise there would be a scan and we would all be debating what the unintelligible words/passages are based on their appearance. People would be trying AI to decode it. (Likely, unsuccessfully)

[–] paraphrand 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I wonder if “investing” in this case can include buying up housing stock.

Narrator: of course it does, who is writing this shit?

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