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An intergalactic golf course where you hit the ball through the Stargate.

EDIT: ON THE OTHER STARGATE THERES A MECHANICAL IRIS THAT OPENS AND CLOSES IN CADENCE LIKE AT MINI GOLF

Ah, the roy videogame from Rick and Morty

Do you have any rock climbing gyms near you? Could get a punch card to one.

Terry Pratchett posited that the shortest measurable amount of time is the New York second - the time between the traffic light turning green and the car behind you honking.

Corrected! Too early in the morning :)

It's taken a while for me to get to the point where I'll write a comment, and think "do I really want to kick this potential hornets nest?" And delete the comment.

I find myself having a much better time hanging out and interacting with the folks in the asklemmy communities versus those in political threads.

Important question: sorbet or ice cream/gelato?

It's a fairly expensive treat, but Jenny's makes a dairy free pint that's coffee sorbet mixed with delightful coconut cream.

The coffee sorbet section is very bright and tangy, unlike any coffee gelato or ice cream I've ever had before. It juxtaposes really well with the creaminess of the coconut cream.

Usually I work on a pint over the course of weeks, having a few spoonfuls at a time. I demolished this within two days haha.

If someone puts my cast iron in the dishwasher the cast iron will still outlive them

Fairly big. Main issue is the house is really old so there's a good amount of extra stuff that I'm opting to get. I think I got quotes as low as 28k from some companies, so the rivian would be 3 of those haha.

I am a lightweight, it's true.

And darn, it doesn't sound like what's driving your experience.

Are you Asian by chance, or otherwise have Alcohol flush reaction ?

It wasn't until my 30s that I realized that most other folks don't get a headache from drinking alcohol, feel their heart pounding, want to throw up, etc.

These days I just go with a non-alcoholic beer, I particularly like the ones by athletic brewing.