ozmot

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[–] ozmot 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

So let me make sure I’m reading this right. They let the deal go through because Microsoft gave Ubisoft the cloud streaming right to activation for the next 15 years. The argument being this deal will stop Microsoft from becoming a monopoly due to cloud gamings speculative importance in markets future.

Call me crazy but cloud gamings gonna take at least 15 years to be an important part of the market if it ever gets there in the first place. I can’t tell if regulators are stupid or wholly corrupt.

[–] ozmot 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Anytime a tech bro uses the word disrupt I think they are either completely full of shit or actively trying to destroy society as we know it.

[–] ozmot 76 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don’t think SBF has enough criminal allegations to be president. He hasn’t even grabbed someone by the pussy.

[–] ozmot 32 points 1 year ago

Wow buddy let’s not insult cretins by comparing them to twitch streamers.

[–] ozmot 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can watch it for free on YouTube.

[–] ozmot 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s 2023, kids on his smoke break. It’s hard working two jobs while you’re putting yourself through preschool.

[–] ozmot 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

We live. We buy. We die. Rejoice!

[–] ozmot 3 points 1 year ago

I want to live long enough to see society deteriorate into nothing more than a roaming band of cannibalistic motorcycle mutants.

[–] ozmot 2 points 1 year ago

I just decided to turn every one of my posts on reddit into a lengthy dissertation regarding the rumor about actor Richard Gere shoving a gerbil up his own ass. Figure I’m doing my part to help train future A.I models.

[–] ozmot 83 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There’s no one a con man loves more than someone who thinks they’re too smart to be conned.

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