ooterness

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[–] ooterness 3 points 10 months ago

WHAT IS THE STAR?

SAXY LADY SKELETON = PLAYING A SAXOPHONE (AWESOME)

SIXY LADY SKELETON = THERE'S SIX OF THEM (AWESOME)

SOXY LADY SKELETON = BASEBALL FAN? IDK

I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S ALL THE POSSIBLE OPTIONS.

[–] ooterness 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fusion turns hydrogen into helium, releasing massive amounts of energy in the process.

The opposite might be possible, i.e., using massive amounts of energy to split helium into hydrogen. But there's no reason to do so, and it's not something that happens naturally at any significant scale.

It's all about the nuclear energy binding curve.

[–] ooterness 5 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Technically correct, i.e., the best kind of correct.

[–] ooterness 18 points 10 months ago

Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us...

[–] ooterness 144 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Finally, OJ can rest knowing his wife’s killer is dead.

[–] ooterness 34 points 10 months ago

Step 1: Magical neutron reflector.

(Good luck with that.)

[–] ooterness 4 points 10 months ago

So is the poop emoji.

[–] ooterness 7 points 10 months ago

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

[–] ooterness 15 points 10 months ago

Hear me out: What if we give the plane some explosive reactive armor, as a treat?

[–] ooterness 20 points 10 months ago

IT'S GLUED ON, BROTHER, JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE'S. AROOOOOOO!

[–] ooterness 30 points 10 months ago

Don't worry, this just means your job is safe from being replaced by AI. No search results means no training data.

[–] ooterness 9 points 10 months ago

Needs more JPEG.

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